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Vibes And Cheer
01:24
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CALL THE COPS
CALL THE MAYOR
CALLTHE PRESS AND ALL THE REST THEN SAY A PRAYOR
ITS GNARLY SACS
AND WE'RE BACK
WITH AN ASSLOAD OF GOOD VIBES AND CHRISTMAS CHEER
YOU WANTED COOL
YOU WANTED FUN
SIT BACK AND LET THE MASTERS SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE
ITS GNARLY SACS
AND IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WE'RE THE BAND THAT PUT THE BUBBLES IN YOUR TOPO CHICO
BOYS AND GIRLS
ALL ACROSS THE LAND
YOU'RE TUNED IN TO THE PLANET'S RADDEST ;LITTLE BAND
GNARLY SACS AND WE'D JUST LIKE TO SAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU WEIRDOS HAVE A NICE DAY
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Merry Christmas You Suck
01:42
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THE GIFTS ARE ALL WRAPPED AND PLACED UNDER THE TREE
I JUST CAN'T WAIT I NEED TO KNOW WHICH ONE'S FOR ME
THIS ONE? THAT ONE? THE RED ONE? THE BLACK ONE?
SO I CALLED MISS CLEO ON A PSYCHIC HOTLINE
SHE SAID ACCORDING TO THE MYSTICS EVERYBODY FORGOT MINE
I WROTE A LETTER TO SANTA AND ASKED HIM "WHAT'S UP?"
HE WROTE A LETTER BACK THAT SAID :MERRY CHRISTMAS NERD YOU SUCK"
I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY I WASN'T ASKING FOR NOTHING
A RECORD. GUITAR. OR TOY THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING
MORE THAN "MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU SUCK"...
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Candyland
01:24
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OUR LOVE IS A CENTURY WIDE PLUS A CENTURY DEEP BUT MILES FROM WHERE WEE ARE
REMEMBERING THE NIGHTS THAT WE FELL ASLEEP IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR DAD'S CAR
MILK AND COOKIES ARE THE PERFECT FOOD FOR LOVERS ON THE MEND
SHUT THE DOOR AND CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN MY FRIEND
THE CITY STREETS ARE COLD AND WET AND THE LEAVES ARE VIBRANT HUES
ITS DRY AND WARM IN YOUR ARMS I BET PRETTY LADY ON THE NEWS
LOOKING OUT AT THE STARS I SEE MOMENTS IN MY PAST
SNOWBALL FIGHTS IN YOUR BACK YARD UNTIL THE GENERATOR RAN OUT OF GAS
WE'VE GOT A WHITE DODGE CARAVAN
GONNA MAKE IT IF WE CAN TO CANDYLAND
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Lump Of Coal
02:17
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I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS? YOU;RE GETTING A LUMP OF COAL THIS YEAR
LUMP OF COAL
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5. |
Give Me A Snowy
02:17
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Ye Olde Open Mic Slam
01:28
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JINGLE BELLS HOUKA SMELLS CHRISTMAS ON THE DRAG
THE FRAT KIDS ARE GONE
THE MUSIC GOES ON
THE HOMELESS LITTER THE STREETS
I HUNG THREE HUNDRED FLYERS
IT TOOK SEVEN HOURS
NOW I'M TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO EAT
MY FAVORITE MCDONALD'S IS SHINY NEW CONDOS
IT GETS WEIRDER EVERYDAY
SO I'M IN WHATABURGER NIT IN-N-OUT BURGER
THIS IS TEXAS NOT CALIFORNI-A
I WALKED TO THE CORNER AND MET AN OLD TIMER WHO SAID HE HAD SOMETHING TO SHARE
HE SAID HE SAW CAPTAIN BEEFHEART ONCE BLOW A HUGE FART
AND KNOCK WILLIE NELSON OFF HIS CHAIR AT THE HOLE IN THE WALL
AS THE SWEAT RAN DOWN HIS GUITAR
ONTO THAT DUSTY FLOOR
JINGLE BELLS HOUKA SMELLS CHRISTMAS ON THE DRAG
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I Hate Shopping
02:13
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IT NEVER FAILS THIS TIME OF YEAR I FIND MYSELF IN A STORE THEY SAY THEY'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED BUT NOT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR OF COURSE THEY'VE GOT ALL THE USUAL STUFF PLUS A VINTAGE FENDER GUITAR BUT THE THINGS THAT I NEED IN LIFE YOU CAN'T BUY WITH A CREDIT CARD I HATE SHOPPING I HATE TO SHOP I HATE SHOPPING I HATE TO SHOP I HATE SHOPPING I HATE TO SHOP I HATE SHOPPING IO HATE TO SHOP I DON'T NEED NEW SNEAKERS ON MY FEET OR A BRAND NEW SHINY CAR JUST SOME THINGS FOR MY FAMILY MAYBE A HOME MADE CHRISTMAS CARD I SEEN SOME FAMOUS PEOPLE ON TV TURN SHOPPING INTO A SPORT BUT YOU CANT BUY ORIGIONALITY AND THAT'S WHERE THEY'VE COME UP SHORT OR SINCEREITY OR INTEGRITY OR A KIND HEART OR A KIND WORD I HATE SHOPPING I HATE TO SHOP I HATE SHOPPING I HATE TO SHOP I HATE SHOPPING I HATE TO SHOP I HATE SHOPPING I HATE TO SHOP
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Ting Tang Tiddly
01:27
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A BEAT BIDDLY OTEN BOTEN BODO SKA DEETEN DATEN
WHY DON'T YOU?
A BEAT BIDDLY OTEN BOTEN BODO SKA DEETEN DATEN
WHY DON'T YOU?
TING TANG TIDDLY TOO
SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE IN THE WELFARE ROOM
TING TANG TIDDLY TUT
'CAUSE YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE A REINDEER'S BUTT
A BEAT BIDDLY OTEN BOTEN BODO SKA DEETEN DATEN
WHY DON'T YOU?
GO HO HO HO
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Jingling Your Bells
01:30
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YOU CAN'T SKATGEBOARD IN THE SNOW
OR DRIVE AROUND WITHOUT NO PLACE TO GO
THIS WEATHEER SUCKS IT'S MUCH TOO COLD
SO JUST STAY INSIDE UNTIL THE SPRING UNFOLDS JUST
JINGLING YOUR BELLS
JINGLING YOUR BELLS
JINGLING YOUR BELLS
IT'S COLD AS BALLS BUT YOUR HOUSE IS WARM
SO DECK THE HALLS AND RIDE OUT THE STORM
JUST JINGLING YOUR BELLS
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10. |
Pink Hearts
01:15
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Gnarly Sacs Austin, Texas
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